Destroy the idea that it’s humble to hate yourself.
Destroy the idea that loving yourself is conceited.
CONSPIRACY #57
Bloodthirsty whales from the moon will someday take over planet earth. They hide in Canada and are very sneaky. It will rain cheese and the only things that can save us are dank memes.
me: today is going really well and i don’t trust it
some shit: *starts happening*
me: ah there it is. the Fuckening™
“I’m on my period” can either be the most disappointing text or the biggest relief ever
